The Premier Satire Publication at UW
Claire is not a Horticulture major, she is a History major! Claire is a prolific YouTuber and Joeb Iden impersonator who can also be described as: not a bunch of worms piloting a meat suit.
CLAIRE HOPPE
Editor-in-Chief
Sara is the Misnomers deputy Editor-In-Chief, as well as a psychology major and avid paper eater. In her spare time she cooks, collects fine powder, and converses with the rats.
SARA ROELAND
Deputy Editor-in-Chief
Benjie is a Computer Science & Economics major, meaning he knows both when your computer and the economy are crashing, just not what to do about either. He is fluent in Python, C++, and the ancient language of the Tree Gods who roamed Wisconsin several thousand years ago.
Managing Editor
As a Cellular Biology major, Ranvir possesses the rare ability to control small animals. Wrong him and you may find yourself attacked by swarms of Bass upon trying to enter Lake Mendota, where he allegedly resides.
RANVIR RAHEJA
Managing Editor
Mark is a Landscape Architect major who enjoys fucking with people’s lawns. He works part-time at the Financial Aid department, so he knows exactly where you live. If you say his name three times, you will actually summon him.
MARK BARKER
Social Media Manager
Fun fact: Jorge isn't actually real but through the sheer power of belief he appears at our meetings. Born at the age of 5, Jorge has literally never stopped ballin, and as is becoming increasingly evident, will never stop until the day he dies.
JORGE ROMERO
Website Designer
STAFF WRITERS
Katja Fair, Henry Grotophorst, Claire Hoppe, Sara Roeland, Mark Barker
STAFF CONTRIBUTORS
Tucker Carlson, The Beatles (with the plague,) Markiplier