ASHLING QUINN
Editor-In-Chief
Ashling’s sense of identity is derived solely from the country of Ireland, playing violin, and Type 1 Diabetes. She masks her lack of original thoughts by doing “impressions.”
KATJA FAIR
Social Media Manager,
Managing Editor
SAM CLAYTON
Budget Director, Managing Editor
Kevin Hopkins is a stage name adopted from Southern riverboat slang.
AARON THOMPSON
Managing Editor
Beatrice can do a pretty good clown horn impression, and she finds comfort in knowing that nothing she says or does will ever be funnier than that
JOEY CLEVELAND
Graphics
Joe Schwaba is a UW Madison student. He's grew up in American, is from the US, and is everyone's favorite guy.
WILL ROMANO
Data Analytics
With her anticipated degree in environmental studies, MaryBeth has dreams of making it big in the satire world. She hasn't written a single article yet this year, but thinks she will "probably get to that next week."
STAFF WRITERS
Colin Cooksey, Marybeth Barker, Katja Fair, Ashling Quinn, and Aaron Thompson
STAFF CONTRIBUTORS
Rachel Fedorchak, Beatrice Lawrence, Rob McPherson, Efren Martinez, and Ben Baker