Angry Mob at Doorstep of Yellow Badger Badge Holder

‘Twas a dreary evening last Tuesday when multitudes of laypeople stormed the streets to present outside of Kori Stewart’s dwelling place. The gold coloration of Stewart’s Badger Badge was the controversy of the gathering.

Within the angry mob, torches (arranged of swabs no longer being used for testing) were aplenty. Placards were held high reading “No drool=not cool,” “Ye, ye, show me the gree(n),” and “Becky Blank is MY girl boss.”

When asked to proclaim their own Badger Badge, one demonstrator responded, “Sorry, can’t talk—I’m pooling my drool.”

Heard in the crowd was this rallying call:

“No more yeller

No more yeller

Get it green

Or go to heller”

Stewart was unfortunately not present for the assemblage, as they were in line at the Kohl Center for testing. When asked about the demonstration outside of their abode Stewart sighed and avowed, “Bro I’ve gotten my sample rejected 4 times now, I’m trying.”