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Spirit Halloween Banner Appears on Humanities Building

BREAKING: A Spirit Halloween Banner has been spotted on the George L. Mosse Humanities Building. While no closure date of the building has been announced yet, the appearance of the banner suggests it’s in its last days of academic instruction.

Building Manager Brian Anderson has stated there are plans to convert the Mills Concert Hall into the main salesfloor. Anderson added that the additional income will help fund the replacement for the building.

“The administration has made us painfully aware that the humanities make zero money for the university. If we don’t find a way to pay I don’t think they’re going to let us have windows,” said Anderson.

Anderson has also expressed that there is a possibility that any lost students found wandering the building will be recruited to work at the Spirit Halloween due to the current worker shortage.


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