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Student Only Wearing Mask Because He “Made Out With So Many Hot Chicks Over Break”


Local junior Brad Fybber recently turned some heads when he returned to campus with a mask on his face. It was reported that prior to Spring Break, Fybber had a pattern of regularly wearing his mask on his chin or not at all.


The business major eagerly waited for someone to ask why he was wearing a mask all of sudden. Some classmates believed that Brad had finally tested positive for Covid-19, while others thought he might have someone at risk at home. Much to his delight, one classmate finally bit the bullet and asked why Brad was wearing his mask all of sudden.


“I went down to Florida for spring break. I was there partying it up and got with so many chicks. I made out with like 10 in one night. I’m just doing my part in being responsible in case one of those really hot chicks I was making out actually had the ‘rona. I don’t want to accidently spread it after making out with so many hotties,” Brad stated. “It was a crazy week. I hope I didn’t catch anything from any of the many girls I got with. So yeah, that’s why I’m wearing a mask. For your protection so I don’t spread anything I might have gotten from one of the really hot girls I was making out with”.


We spoke to Brad’s roommate to corroborate his story. “What?! Chad did not go to Florida. He was in the apartment this whole week stalking his ex’s social media.”



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