PHILADELPHIA, PA - After the Eagles achieved their second ever Super Bowl win, every American knew that Philadelphia would be the site of a celebratory riot. But the unexpected happened as the streetlights dimmed due to the descent of a swarm of locusts larger than even those summoned by Moses. Despite this, Eagles fans continued to celebrate, bringing out bowls filled with beer as an offering to the locusts. One video posted on TikTok shows an Eagles fan lighting part of the swarm on fire, only to be carried off by the swarm into the sky. Theologist and Meteorologists are predicting fiery hail in the coming days.
Commentaires