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Terrace Crowd Has No Idea Where Terrace Crowd Came From

Long lines for beer and a lack of available seats have led hundreds of Terrace-goers to wonder how on Earth the Terrace got so crowded.

"Who is responsible for this?" asked approximately 400 Terrace-goers. "This is supposed to be my place to relax and all these people are ruining it."

Eyewitnesses say that around 200 Terrace-goers threw up their hands in frustration upon finding no seats at the Terrace, ultimately searching for indoor seating that was just as unavailable.

"Can't everybody just go home?" asked 1300 people refusing to go home.


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