In traditional Halloween weekend fashion, the Wisconsin football team got fucked on Saturday, and on Sunday morning they had to walk all the way home in their ‘football player’ costumes.
“I wasn’t expecting to get dicked that hard by Northwestern,” said coach Paul Chryst.
“I should have just gone as Waldo or something,” said linebacker TJ Edwards. “It wouldn’t have been funny or cool, but it definitely wouldn’t be this embarrassing.”
Sources say that the team is going to have a horror movie night, where they intend to watch a tape of Saturday’s game.