An open letter to the life threatening butthole itch I felt on the way to class

Here’s Which Food Safety Regulations UW Dining Is Retiring This Semester

Op-Ed: Please, by all means, microwave your fish in our shared apartment

Here’s Which Dining Hall Is Best For A First Date

Op-Ed: I Put Each and Every Mendota Rock in My Mouth. These Were the Most Suckable.

Biden To Perform BackFlip To Confirm Vitality