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17 Ways to Tell That This Motherfucker Is NOT Irish


The impostors are out en-masse today. Here's a guide to sniffing out the phonies.


This motherfucker is NOT irish if he:


1) Has less than 12 children

2) Looks like some italian motherfucker

3) Doesn’t smoke Corned Beef Hash

4) Doesn’t own or operate a pub

5) Doesn’t use irish spring body wash

6) Taller than 5’4”

7) Calls clovers clovers

8) Isn’t found at the end of a rainbow

9) Dances with arms

10 Does not have a firsthand account of the potato famine

11) Cannot eat a whole raw potato

12) Pronounces the sound “th” correctly

13) Can’t even fucking jig

14) Hasn’t seen the Leprechaun horror movie

15) Has never fucked a leprechaun

16) Doesn’t even know a leprechaun

17) Says “Kiss me I’m Irish”

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