Ice Fishing for Pussy: How to Get Pussy While Ice Fishing


Most ice fishermen today are finding it more and more difficult to get the gals while maintaining their passion for fishing in the icy depths of a frozen lake. Some may wonder: I’m fishing through a hole, but how can I get hole? We’re here today to tell you that you can get pussy while actively ice fishing.


The first step is to invite that special someone out to the fishing hole. Make sure that on the way there you explain just how long that Northern Pike you caught last week measured. This will imply that your penis is also long.


Once you get there, make sure the ice fishing shack is nice and toasty. Warmth implies sex, and her small female mind will probably make that connection. If not, ask her politely to have sex with you while you watch for a catch.


Don’t forget about STDs! Fish often carry parasites, but if you're careful enough you probably won’t catch one.


Wait. That’s not what I meant—I mean, when you have sex with a girl you should use a condom, I definitely don’t fuck the fish… this article is over.