“Babe, I’m sorry, but you don’t even know what you’re talking about! Tame Impala is revolutionary!” said Smith, ashis Carhartt beanie fell down upon his oily forehead, his unwashed, shoulder length hair peeking out of his beanie.
There’s a reason that this description resonates with so many college-age women. Indie boyfriends are notorious for their beanies, their spidey-like limbs and height, and of course, their gaslighting: if you even know what that is, of course…
In order to spot them on the streets, keep an eye out for air pods as accessories, and use of the underground term, “poggers.”
Pretty and too-cool-for-him girlfriend, Ashley Swag, comments that she has been combating his toxic behavior by hiding her boyfriend’s beanie in order to encourage daily hygiene practice and humility.