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Republican Legislature Leaves Evers With No Choice But to Unleash Outside Voice

Following the gubernatorial election of Democrat Tony Evers, Wisconsin's Republican legislature has worked to dilute the power of the Governor before Evers takes office. Evers, known for his calm and collected demeanor, expressed his anger to reporters on Sunday.

"I am left with no other option," said Evers. "I am going to raise my voice. You have been warned."

Reporters hurriedly made their way to the back of the room so that they wouldn't be overwhelmed by the release of Evers' pent up aggression.

"Republicans aren't being very friendly! You should really be friendly, guys!" Evers said, closer to the mic than earlier.

Madison police are offering protection to Republican legislators who have been made to feel unsafe by Evers' aggression.


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