Top 5 Fun Activities to Do Under Our Fascist Government

Here at the Madison Misnomer, we have watched the government march toward fascism at an ever-growing pace. Now, with the current spike of ICE activity in our neighboring state of Minnesota, it's time to start asking: What are some fun activities we can do under our fascist government? Luckily, we have you covered here at the Misnomer, so here are our top five activities to bring some fun to life under crushing fascism! 

5. Hang Up a Photo of Our Dear Leader

Decorating your living space is a fun and fulfilling activity, so why not decorate it to match the preferences of the current regime? Whether it's official Trump merchandise, a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag, a Charile Kirk memorial shrine, or a flattering image of JD Vance, just make sure the decorations scream that you are loyal to the government and would never dare question them, no matter the situation.

4. Doomscroll on Social Media to Witness Each New Horror

Spending time on social media is a surefire way to have fun and lift your spirits! Be sure to join in on the fun by resharing each and every post, and don’t forget to get in the comments. Consuming an onslaught of the worst our fascist government has done can help you get excited about what's to come!

3. Begin to Learn About Greenland 

As the US prepares to rightfully invade and steal the land of a sovereign country, it's good to educate yourself so you know where the best places for a new vacation home will be. Learning about something new can also be a fun activity to ward off the sinking dread - just be sure not to learn too much! Also, be sure that all your learning is done through official US government sources; wouldn’t want to accidentally be exposed to something that's not approved of. 

2. Wave Goodbye to Your Neighbor as They are Dragged Away by ICE

Here in the Midwest, we are proud of our love for our neighbors. So don’t be a stranger, and be sure to give a proper and friendly goodbye to your neighbor as they’re taken away by the government’s private, extrajudicial military police. Worried you might never see your lovely neighbor again? Simply do your best to forget about them - forgetting can be a fun and helpful activity to quiet your deeply disturbed heart and soul. And, be sure to replace that hole in your memory and heart with media provided freshly by the government; it's called propaganda because it can “prop” you up in hard times!

1. Don’t Protest or Resist

By far, the most fun activity to do under fascism is nothing! Be sure not to engage in any active or passive resistance, since that will just make your life harder. Instead, try to find ways to quiet the moral compass in your brain telling you to take a stand. Are you horrified by the fate of your neighbor and all of the other human beings that have been kidnapped? Definitely don't express or act on that horror. Worried about what would happen to you or your loved ones if you resisted? Then don’t resist -simply sit back, relax, and have fun watching the downfall of democracy.

There you have it, folks! We hope that at least one of these fun and engaging activities has caught your eye and has inspired you to enjoy your time under fascism. Remember to include reading the Madison Misnomer as one of your DHS-approved activities!