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All-Campus Party Promises Substance-Free Misery


WASB is hosting All-Campus Party this week, a series of events dedicated to providing the student body with a diverse range of activities that involve no drugs, alcohol, or fun.


Events will be hosted by WASB, those rugby shirt people who promote sobriety while also being way too peppy to not be on something 24/7.


Students are encouraged to participate in activities such as 'gouging your eyes out to avoid making eye contact with WASB', and 'Breakfast with Bucky', where participants willingly wake up early to be served subpar food by an unpaid Senior in a Bucky Badger suit who doesn't want to be there either.

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