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Astronomers Unveil First-Ever Shitty Photo of a Black Hole


Astronomers stunned the world on Wednesday Morning when they revealed the first-ever bad photo of a black hole.


"This black hole is 6.5 billion times the mass of our sun," said lead astronomer Mark Wright. "But the photo is 6.8 billion times lower quality than something you could take with a flip phone."


The technical process of taking the photo involved using the full power of eight radio observatories, a team of 32 astronomers, and 91 passes through the sepia Instagram filter.


Contrary to initial reports, sources have confirmed that this is indeed a photo of a black hole and not a vaguely radioactive Froot Loop.

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