In a charitable move, the world’s richest man, Jeff Bezos, has announced that he will be raising a lump sum of $24 for the Kobe Bryant foundation. The move is being praised by billionaires across America as both generous and tax-deductible. When asked how he would afford such a donation, Bezos explained the funds would be coming from a mixture of the Amazon employee’s pension fund and a GoFundMe page.
Bezos has been a fan of Kobe Bryant for the past week or so and the cueball of Wall Street said he wants to honor Bryant’s legacy of helping others and uplifting the community. He was also inspired by his PR consultants telling him that it would be a perfect way to get people to think about all the good he could possibly do with the money he hoards from others.
“Yes, I agree,” said Bezos. “ It was such a charitable act to give up my time and tell my assistant to give other people's money to the foundation.”
“I also figured this would be a great way to get everyone to talk about how nice and great Amazon is, instead of the mortality rate of working for me.”