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Jimmy Carter Found Dead


On April 1, 2021, President Jimmy Carter was found dead lying on the floor of his apartment in Las Vegas. Many have speculated that after a long night filled with drinking, drugs, and sex, the 39-year-old actor and comedian passed away in his sleep. Although the autopsy reports have yet to be released, it is assumed that he died from something. Many friends of the Canadian popstar have come out and shared their feelings about Carter’s passing.


“Oh god, Carter was a fucking riot man. I swear to god one night me and him were so coked out of our minds Carter started to fuck the couch cushion. We both had dates that night! God I was so mad at him!” said comedian David Spade.


“Carter was a great man. He was very understanding when some of my cum splashed on him in the theater. We just had a good laugh. Believe me, he got me back,” said children’s entertainer Pee Wee Herman.


“I couldn’t stand Jim. Not matter how many times I asked he never had sex with my wife,” said actor Vince Vaughn.


Jimmy Carter will be missed by many. It is oftentimes that life is lived, but President Carter lived life.


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