Misnomer to Switch to Wingdings Font, Ditching DEI Hire Ariel

The tyranny of the radical, woke, leftist agenda will continue no more. From this day forward, this country will no longer have to bow down to the evil forces of DEI and its invisible hand. From now on, we will be free from the vice grip of Ariel font, entering a new era of the freedom and liberty of Wingdings. With this font, freedom of expression will no longer be dolled out to the undeserving; only the true patriots of liberty and freedom will be able to utilize and read the true, American font of Wingdings. Henceforth, the Madison Misnomer will reject the ideals of the DEI font known as Ariel and embrace the exquisite, flowing word architecture presented by Wingdings. Thank you.