BREAKING: A mouse is facing two misdemeanors and a felony for stirring in the house.
During a press release, Detective Ronald B. Cheddar informed reporters “We caught Markus excessively stirring last night. From the looks of the scene, we believe that he was trying to keep Santa away and ruin Christmas for everyone. Any information to help us with this case is greatly appreciated.”
It is possible that the motive may not have been in the spirit of ruining holiday cheer for everybody and instead as a way to preplan Christmas dinner.
After his arrest, Markus was issued a single phone call. He reportedly attempted to contact the North Pole, and issue a single “Bah Humbug”.
This is a developing story.