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Report: What?

Following the newsworthy series of events that happened recently, reports are coming in claiming “huh?”

Sources close to the situation are allegedly baffled by the development of this story, going on record saying “Really?”, “I’m sorry, what?”, and “There’s absolutely no way that happened.”

Authority figures who may or may not be involved in the turn of events are trying to get ahead of the story.

“Whoa whoa, can you say that again?” said a powerful leader at an important company, institution, or organization.

“Wait, seriously?” said an underprivileged youth who will likely be a victim at the end of all of this.

“Did that really just happen?” said readers of this article.

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