Reviews are pouring for critically-acclaimed director Wes Anderson’s new film, but moviegoers aren’t filing into theaters or logging into their Netflix accounts to see it- they’re going on Pornhub. After decades of hinting with varying degrees of subtlety, the director has finally made the porno that he has set out to make from the very beginning.
“What you’ll see with the balls is that they are perfectly symmetrical in the rose-tinted frame, and, as they rhythmically slap against the lens of the camera placed under the man’s ass, it will be all too evident that there is some overarching theme of fatherhood,” said Anderson in an interview. “We wanted to find an actor with a really small dick. In cinema, I chase this idea of ‘the miniature,’ where a small object identifies with the struggle of a larger base. When finding the perfect small-dicked actor, we didn’t just look at the length of the dick; we also wanted to know what the dick had to say.”
The movie, which is two hours long, is characterized by several breathtaking scenes that distinguish it from others in the genre. One particularly controversial scene involves a man ejaculating off a spiral staircase in slow motion as the camera steadily follows its descent onto a toy train set at the bottom, which, after a few minutes, makes its way into the other actor’s open mouth. Another scene features dramatic and comical closeups of various characters, ranging from the pornstars themselves to several wild animals outside and the wackily dressed burglar downstairs.
Anderson further clarified the development process, sharing that “It took about 8 months to film, but a few of those months were because the actors were starting to contract viruses. In art, it often requires sacrifice to make something truly beautiful. In that sense, my deepest thanks to Owen Wilson for playing the role of both pornstars.”