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Old Fart Not Even Grateful Passerby Walked in the Mud to Save His Life
Apr 21, 2020
Classmate a Little Too Generous With Emojis
Apr 20, 2020
Film Professor Excited to Turn Lecture Into Cinema
Apr 13, 2020
Online Lecture Offers Brutal Look Into Professor's Home Life
Apr 10, 2020
Professor Streams Lecture on PornHub Live
Apr 9, 2020
Health-Conscious Frat Guy Washes Hands in Vodka
Apr 8, 2020
Professor Without Computer Ready to Try Out Online Classes
Apr 6, 2020
Area Dad Fucking Stoked to See Falcon
Mar 31, 2020
Yeah, Crows Are the Most Intelligent Animals: But Can They Fly?
Mar 25, 2020
Math Major Jealous of All the Action Computer Science Guys Get
Mar 13, 2020
Improv Show Brings in Biggest Audience Yet: 4 People
Mar 9, 2020
Local Man Gives Up For Lent
Mar 6, 2020
International Student Settles for “Dave” After Many Missed Attempts by TA
Mar 5, 2020
Homeschooled Kid Not Looking Forward to School Dance
Mar 4, 2020
"Where'd Everybody Go?" Asks Freshman After Confusing Fire Drill with Tornado Drill
Mar 3, 2020
Snackbot Arrested for DUI
Feb 28, 2020
Man Reportedly Sick of Weird Roommate's Antics
Feb 24, 2020
Girl Watches Streak Count Go Up, Realizes Own Mortality
Feb 20, 2020
“Nope, says here you died 6 months ago,” Says Walgreens Pharmacist
Feb 19, 2020
"It's really coming down," Says Dad
Feb 17, 2020
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