Old Fart Not Even Grateful Passerby Walked in the Mud to Save His Life

Classmate a Little Too Generous With Emojis

Film Professor Excited to Turn Lecture Into Cinema

Online Lecture Offers Brutal Look Into Professor's Home Life

Professor Streams Lecture on PornHub Live

Health-Conscious Frat Guy Washes Hands in Vodka

Professor Without Computer Ready to Try Out Online Classes

Area Dad Fucking Stoked to See Falcon

Yeah, Crows Are the Most Intelligent Animals: But Can They Fly?

Math Major Jealous of All the Action Computer Science Guys Get

Improv Show Brings in Biggest Audience Yet: 4 People

Local Man Gives Up For Lent

International Student Settles for “Dave” After Many Missed Attempts by TA

Homeschooled Kid Not Looking Forward to School Dance

"Where'd Everybody Go?" Asks Freshman After Confusing Fire Drill with Tornado Drill

Snackbot Arrested for DUI

Man Reportedly Sick of Weird Roommate's Antics

Girl Watches Streak Count Go Up, Realizes Own Mortality

“Nope, says here you died 6 months ago,” Says Walgreens Pharmacist

"It's really coming down," Says Dad