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Trump calls turkey ungrateful for not showing gratitude for pardon

Amazon’s new drone service to go around cities sticking kids with vaccinations

Elon Musk reveals plan to have humans on mars by Tuesday

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New provision allows Republicans in Congress to personally kill poor

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