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Indie Boy Tells Girlfriend She Doesn’t Even Understand Gaslighting
Feb 17, 2021
Garlic and Onion on Labor Strike for Being Overworked in the Kitchen
Feb 16, 2021
Discussion Section Extra Awkward After Matching with TA on Datamatch
Feb 15, 2021
Touch-Starved Man “Accidentally” Schedules Prostate Exam on Valentine’s Day
Feb 12, 2021
Student Involuntarily Says, “You Like That, Daddy?” During Spit Test
Feb 11, 2021
Quirky Alert! Local Man Buys Another Fucking Plant
Feb 10, 2021
Life Hack! Pick up That Mask off the Ground and Give It a Whiff
Feb 8, 2021
Suck It Bigots, This White Guy Just Got a Job
Feb 5, 2021
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Redcoats are Coming: Student Athletes are Back
Feb 4, 2021
College Boy Debates Between Buying Tinder Gold, Pornhub Premium, or His Textbooks
Feb 3, 2021
Help! Booty Call Won’t Let Me In Without a Green Badger Badge
Feb 2, 2021
Christian Student Org Forms Inquisition Branch to Root Out Fake Jesus Fans
Jan 29, 2021
Op-Ed: How Come WiscAlert’s Always “Avoid the Area” and Never “You’re Invited”
Jan 28, 2021
Man Emerges from Time Machine, Yells ‘Penis,’ Hurriedly Heads Back
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