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Feb 12, 2021
Touch-Starved Man “Accidentally” Schedules Prostate Exam on Valentine’s Day
Feb 9, 2021
Shampoo Bottle with "New Look" Does NOT Have Same Great Taste
Feb 8, 2021
Life Hack! Pick up That Mask off the Ground and Give It a Whiff
Feb 5, 2021
Suck It Bigots, This White Guy Just Got a Job
Feb 3, 2021
College Boy Debates Between Buying Tinder Gold, Pornhub Premium, or His Textbooks
Feb 1, 2021
10 Tips for Dealing With Your Dad Committing Treason
Jan 27, 2021
Man Emerges from Time Machine, Yells ‘Penis,’ Hurriedly Heads Back
Dec 17, 2020
Home for the Holidays? Here’s 7 Ways to Fuck Jenn from 10th Grade Science
Dec 14, 2020
Finals Not So Bad with Momma's Home Cooking
Dec 10, 2020
Shocking! Drug Dealer Not Your Friend
Dec 9, 2020
Man Orders Bananas With Overnight Shipping, Package Arrives With Tree and Monkey Still Attached
Dec 8, 2020
Brave Americans Sacrifice Lives for Maskless Denny’s Meal
Dec 3, 2020
Frat Boy Excited to Have Supreme Court Justice Who Doesn't Believe in Condoms Either
Dec 2, 2020
St. Paul's Donates Communion Wine to COVID Patients in Need of Blood Transfusions
Dec 1, 2020
Emotionally Numb Student Attends Scholastic Book Fair to Find Relief
Nov 30, 2020
Man Dressed in Way Too Many Layers Refers to Every Actor by First Name
Nov 23, 2020
In Rare Move, Trump Asks Turkey to Pardon Him
Nov 17, 2020
Congress to Fund Obamacare with Feet Pics
Nov 11, 2020
Post-defeat Trump Seen in Woods Releasing Melania into the Wild
Nov 10, 2020
Trump Scrambles to Appoint "Jeopardy!" Host Replacement Before End of Term
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