"I Totally Could've Made That Shot," Says Badger Fan Who Has Never Played Basketball Before

Do It, Coward: Working Up the Courage to Choose “Slightly Disagree” on Your Peer Evaluations

We’re Sowwy: An Official Madison Misnomer Apology for Giving Your Mom a Hickey

“OMG Girly, You’re So Crazy!” Says Local Sorority Girl After Friend Orders Food

Man Strokes Snowshoes, Whispers “Soon”

Inspiring: Professor Says “Google Is Free” in Response to Questions

Student Playing Sims 4 in Lecture Makes Sims Woohoo a Little Too Often

Local Man Receives Standing Ovation for Ordering Real Coffee at Starbucks

Uh-Oh! Classmate Still Wearing Joker Makeup the Week After Halloween

Student Asks on Piazza When Exam is During Exam Time

"M-Miss, We're Going to Need You to Piss in This Cup," says Man in Fake Cop Costume.

Guy Who Wrote “Costume” on Shirt Genuinely Unlovable

Spirit Halloween Banner Appears on Humanities Building

Local Hobgoblin Distraught After Being Mistaken for Ghoul

Freshman Tip for Making Friends: Get the Law Involved

Op-Ed: I’m a Sidewalk Driver and I’m Not Sorry

Is He Buying Handcuffs for the Bedroom or His Costume? Your Guide to Autumnal Kink

"I Just Pulled Off the Most Devious Lick," say Student After He Licks Chancellor Blank's Ankles

Local Banana Pronounced Bread at Scene of the Crime

Roommate Out of Town! Local Couch About to Experience Unspeakable Horror