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"I Totally Could've Made That Shot," Says Badger Fan Who Has Never Played Basketball Before
Dec 8, 2021
Do It, Coward: Working Up the Courage to Choose “Slightly Disagree” on Your Peer Evaluations
Dec 7, 2021
We’re Sowwy: An Official Madison Misnomer Apology for Giving Your Mom a Hickey
Dec 3, 2021
“OMG Girly, You’re So Crazy!” Says Local Sorority Girl After Friend Orders Food
Nov 19, 2021
Man Strokes Snowshoes, Whispers “Soon”
Nov 18, 2021
Inspiring: Professor Says “Google Is Free” in Response to Questions
Nov 10, 2021
Student Playing Sims 4 in Lecture Makes Sims Woohoo a Little Too Often
Nov 9, 2021
Local Man Receives Standing Ovation for Ordering Real Coffee at Starbucks
Nov 5, 2021
Uh-Oh! Classmate Still Wearing Joker Makeup the Week After Halloween
Nov 4, 2021
Student Asks on Piazza When Exam is During Exam Time
Nov 1, 2021
"M-Miss, We're Going to Need You to Piss in This Cup," says Man in Fake Cop Costume.
Oct 29, 2021
Guy Who Wrote “Costume” on Shirt Genuinely Unlovable
Oct 28, 2021
Spirit Halloween Banner Appears on Humanities Building
Oct 26, 2021
Local Hobgoblin Distraught After Being Mistaken for Ghoul
Oct 25, 2021
Freshman Tip for Making Friends: Get the Law Involved
Oct 21, 2021
Op-Ed: I’m a Sidewalk Driver and I’m Not Sorry
Oct 18, 2021
Is He Buying Handcuffs for the Bedroom or His Costume? Your Guide to Autumnal Kink
Oct 15, 2021
"I Just Pulled Off the Most Devious Lick," say Student After He Licks Chancellor Blank's Ankles
Oct 14, 2021
Local Banana Pronounced Bread at Scene of the Crime
Oct 8, 2021
Roommate Out of Town! Local Couch About to Experience Unspeakable Horror
Oct 7, 2021
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