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You’ve Heard of Day Drinking—Now Get Ready for Day Eating
Oct 5, 2021
UWPD to Fine Sellery Residents for Living in Construction Zone
Sep 29, 2021
UHS Employs Starship Robots to Administer Guerrilla COVID Vaccinations
Sep 28, 2021
Sociology Professor Argues Age is a Construct
Sep 27, 2021
"Is It Just Me or Has the Food at Gordon's Been Really Bland Lately?" Asks Unvaccinated Student
Sep 23, 2021
"I Just Like the Rub," Says Corduroy Connoisseur
Sep 21, 2021
Fraternity Under Fire For Entirety of Their History
Sep 20, 2021
He/Him Pronouns Temporarily Resurrected for Conservative Classmates
Sep 17, 2021
Leave ‘Em Wanting More: 5 Ways to Cut Off a Conversation Before They Realize You Have Anxiety
Sep 16, 2021
Nostalgia for In-Class Instruction Shattered by Classmates
Sep 13, 2021
Madison Misnomer Grounded for the Summer
May 7, 2021
Student Standing Beneath Van Hise "Really Hopes" More Roof Doesn't Fall
May 3, 2021
UW Announces Fall Classes to be Taught on Both Land and Sea
Apr 30, 2021
Breaking: Honor Society Deadline Tomorrow!
Apr 27, 2021
Report: Destruction of Property Apparently Justified When Fighting for Right to Party
Apr 26, 2021
Shy Tornado Not Comfortable with So Much Attention
Apr 21, 2021
Uh-Oh: Sweaty Bitch Is Back
Apr 16, 2021
Lonely Undergrad Falls In Love With TA During a One-on-One Discussion Section
Apr 14, 2021
Graduate Commencement Speaker Recommends You Get Divorced
Apr 8, 2021
“I’m Just Not a COVID Type of Guy” Says Man Without Mask
Apr 7, 2021
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