Ode to Grainger Hall

Thousands Gather for Hot Chocolate and Death of Lady Liberty

Professor Claiming to Present Both Sides Definitely a Democrat

Student Switches Out of 8AM to Avoid Having to Look Presentable For Hot TA

Roommate Brings Back Personal Family Tension for Everyone to Share

Healthy Sleep Schedule Rescheduled to Next Semester

Theta Chi Proves They Have the Ultimate Pull Out Game

Claire from Abodo: 'It's not apartments this time. It's about your father'

Trendy Student Suffers Cold so Ankles can be Properly Exposed

Departure of Marching Band Director Leaves Behind Deadly Power Vacuum

Hornibrook Banished to Realm of Lost Idols Until Wisconsin Reclaims Axe

Only Student That Shows Up to Class Learns Truth About Professor

Smug Student Waiting Until Turkey Ready to Tell Parents About Shift to Veganism

Bassett Street Brunch Club Fights Back Against Hordes of Vicious Brunchers

Professor Cancels Thanksgiving to Celebrate Chem 109

Absolute Comedic Genius Pulls Ogg Fire Alarm

Get to Know Tony Evers, the Governor-Elect and the Lost Spirit That Feeds Off Forgotten Pain

22 Midterm Election Pick-up Lines

Wisconsin Football On Most Embarrassing Walk Of Shame

Student’s Daily Schedule Forgets To Include Three-Hour Panic Attack