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Student Learns the Real Freakfest was the Friends She Made Along the Way
Oct 30, 2019
Freshman Relieved to Find Nobody Else in Discussion Dressed as Optimus Prime
Oct 25, 2019
UGH! Cute Joe From Class Only Has Eyes for Our TA
Oct 23, 2019
Big Umbrella User Laughs at Bitch-Baby Umbrella User
Oct 21, 2019
Op-Ed: I think I have Lyme's disease?
Oct 18, 2019
UW to Offer Class Where Girls with MacBooks Shop Online for Entire Power Lecture
Oct 17, 2019
Senior Discovers That Best Place to Shit on Campus Was Beneath Him the Entire Time
Oct 15, 2019
Embarrassing! Student’s Laptop Clearly a Gaming PC
Oct 14, 2019
Local Beloved Mascot Revealed to be a Power Bottom By Furry Insider
Oct 11, 2019
“Just call me Poop-Hands!” Says Student After Using Van Hise Toilet Paper
Oct 10, 2019
Pathology Student Asks If Contracting STD Can Count as Extra Credit
Oct 8, 2019
Girl Posts "Small Business Saturday” on Instagram While Walking Into Urban Outfitters
Oct 7, 2019
Annoying, Bowl-Haircutted Fuckface Constantly Challenges Philosophy Professor
Oct 4, 2019
99% White University Forgets to Pretend They're Diverse
Oct 2, 2019
Annoying Girl in Class Asking Rhetorical Questions is Apparently the Teacher?
Oct 1, 2019
"What a Nice Sport Game" says Horse Disguised as Student at Football Game
Sep 30, 2019
Freshman Buys Football Tickets for Low Cost of Virginity
Sep 27, 2019
'Libertarian Students Club' Declares First Act Is to Abolish Self
Sep 26, 2019
"This New Guy Ain’t Half Bad” says Student Strangely Invested in the Marching Band
Sep 25, 2019
Theatre Professor Closes Eyes, Pretends Applauding Students are Broadway Audience
May 3, 2019
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