Student Learns the Real Freakfest was the Friends She Made Along the Way

Freshman Relieved to Find Nobody Else in Discussion Dressed as Optimus Prime

UGH! Cute Joe From Class Only Has Eyes for Our TA

Big Umbrella User Laughs at Bitch-Baby Umbrella User

Op-Ed: I think I have Lyme's disease?

UW to Offer Class Where Girls with MacBooks Shop Online for Entire Power Lecture

Senior Discovers That Best Place to Shit on Campus Was Beneath Him the Entire Time

Embarrassing! Student’s Laptop Clearly a Gaming PC

Local Beloved Mascot Revealed to be a Power Bottom By Furry Insider

“Just call me Poop-Hands!” Says Student After Using Van Hise Toilet Paper

Pathology Student Asks If Contracting STD Can Count as Extra Credit

Girl Posts "Small Business Saturday” on Instagram While Walking Into Urban Outfitters

Annoying, Bowl-Haircutted Fuckface Constantly Challenges Philosophy Professor

99% White University Forgets to Pretend They're Diverse

Annoying Girl in Class Asking Rhetorical Questions is Apparently the Teacher?

"What a Nice Sport Game" says Horse Disguised as Student at Football Game

Freshman Buys Football Tickets for Low Cost of Virginity

'Libertarian Students Club' Declares First Act Is to Abolish Self

"This New Guy Ain’t Half Bad” says Student Strangely Invested in the Marching Band

Theatre Professor Closes Eyes, Pretends Applauding Students are Broadway Audience