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"Wow, finals sneak up on ya," Says Student Who Hasn't Been to Lecture Since January
May 2, 2019
TA Not Hot Enough for Good Eval
May 1, 2019
FUCK! Emily is Small Now
Apr 28, 2019
Horse Girls Really Liking Mifflin
Apr 27, 2019
Student Places Natty Under Pillow in Hopes of Visit From Mifflin Fairy
Apr 26, 2019
Terrace Crowd Has No Idea Where Terrace Crowd Came From
Apr 25, 2019
“Pardon me, can I trouble you for a beer?” Says Freshman Rehearsing for Mifflin
Apr 23, 2019
Nation's Eggs Speak Out Against Unrealistic Beauty Standards
Apr 21, 2019
“Yeah I can do that,” Says Already Overwhelmed Student
Apr 21, 2019
Oh SHIT: Craig Whipped Out The Chacos!
Apr 16, 2019
Soglin Really Wishing He Could Drink Pain Away at State Street Taco Bell
Apr 3, 2019
Jen Makes Sure to Stock Up on Cancun Thirst Traps
Mar 19, 2019
Thursday at Plaza Actually Enjoyable for Once
Mar 19, 2019
Student Enjoying Mom and Dad's All-Expense-Paid Acid Trip
Mar 19, 2019
Week Off From Drinking in Madison Spent Drinking Somewhere Else
Mar 19, 2019
New UW Credit Union Logo Fails to Live Up to Three-Email-Hype
Mar 6, 2019
Grandma’s Prayers Not Enough to Stop Fuck-Up Grandson From Failing Basic Math
Feb 25, 2019
Safety Win! This Man Wears A Condom When He Juuls
Feb 23, 2019
Professor Resigns After Losing Debate With First-Year Philosophy Student
Feb 15, 2019
Valentine's Day Spurs Man to Fall in Love with 12 Strangers
Feb 13, 2019
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