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Man Orders Bananas With Overnight Shipping, Package Arrives With Tree and Monkey Still Attached
Dec 9, 2020
Brave Americans Sacrifice Lives for Maskless Denny’s Meal
Dec 8, 2020
Shirtless Roommates and Other Horrors: How to Build Your BBCollab Presence
Dec 7, 2020
Honorlock Grades Your Saturday Night Hookup a 4/10
Dec 4, 2020
Frat Boy Excited to Have Supreme Court Justice Who Doesn't Believe in Condoms Either
Dec 3, 2020
St. Paul's Donates Communion Wine to COVID Patients in Need of Blood Transfusions
Dec 2, 2020
Emotionally Numb Student Attends Scholastic Book Fair to Find Relief
Dec 1, 2020
Man Dressed in Way Too Many Layers Refers to Every Actor by First Name
Nov 30, 2020
Local Dad Nuts at Thought of Post-Thanksgiving Turkey Sandwiches
Nov 27, 2020
“The Usual?” Asks Condescending Applebee’s Waitress on Thanksgiving
Nov 26, 2020
Uh-oh: Dad Had One Too Many Beers and Brought Up the Divorce
Nov 25, 2020
Madison Misnomer Demands Recount of Instagram Followers
Nov 20, 2020
Local Dune Enthusiast About To Lose All His Friends
Nov 19, 2020
Local Man with "Hurt Horse" Unable to Get Ketamine from Vet
Nov 18, 2020
Becky Blank Takes Time Out of Busy Schedule to Cough in Baby's Face
Nov 16, 2020
Covid Susceptibility Emerges as New Stat Among Badger QBs
Nov 13, 2020
Girl Living Under Rock Having Pretty Normal Wednesday
Nov 4, 2020
Desperate Student Eyes Up Pumpkin in the Bedroom
Oct 29, 2020
Local Man Drinks Black Coffee, Really Needs Others to Know It
Oct 26, 2020
Quarantine? More like Fuck Vacation!
Oct 23, 2020
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