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Apr 9, 2021
Teary-Eyed Biden Takes Major Behind White House Shed After Third Bite
Apr 7, 2021
“I’m Just Not a COVID Type of Guy” Says Man Without Mask
Apr 6, 2021
Woman Reconnects with Imaginary Friend in Quarantine
Apr 2, 2021
Vatican Changes “Good Friday” to “Decent Friday” to Lower Expectations
Apr 1, 2021
Jimmy Carter Found Dead
Mar 25, 2021
CDC Says Communal Food Troughs to be Open at 100% by June
Mar 19, 2021
This Message is Being Translated into Multiple Languages: tbh im a rly nice guy
Mar 18, 2021
Nonbinary? I Don’t Care as Long as You’re Coming to the Barbecue
Mar 17, 2021
Empowered Goose Breaks Border Barrier
Mar 16, 2021
Uh-Oh! Date says He’s Socially Liberal but Fiscally Conservative
Mar 15, 2021
Smokey the Bear Mauls Tourists for Not Social Distancing
Mar 9, 2021
“Babe, Think of the Plastic Waste,” says Guy Trying to Fuck Raw
Mar 3, 2021
Man Who Calls White People “Colonizer” Finally Learns to Suck Own Dick
Feb 26, 2021
Pornhub Premium Introduces “Profiles” Feature so Whole Family can Enjoy
Feb 25, 2021
Walking Corpse Approaching Death
Feb 23, 2021
Trendy College Student Deems Procrastination His "Creative Process"
Feb 19, 2021
Rush Limbaugh Unable to Pull Himself Out of Grave by His Bootstraps
Feb 18, 2021
Quarantine Beards: Not Just for Men
Feb 17, 2021
Indie Boy Tells Girlfriend She Doesn’t Even Understand Gaslighting
Feb 16, 2021
Garlic and Onion on Labor Strike for Being Overworked in the Kitchen
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