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“I agree, Honey. This halftime show is a bit much,” Says Man with Firm Erection
Feb 7, 2020
Chad Mistakes Small Talk as Invitation to Vagina
Dec 13, 2019
Hipster Stoked That He Can Finally Wear a Beanie Without Dying of Heatstroke
Dec 11, 2019
“Yeah, very good!” Says Weak, Frail, Bleeding TA
Dec 10, 2019
Hungover Girl’s Ray-Bans Aren’t Even Real
Dec 9, 2019
"Red, Red, Red," says Student Athlete Picking Out an Outfit
Dec 5, 2019
Heartwarming! Boy with Leukemia Fulfills Wish of Getting Leveled by Badgers' Linebacker Chris Orr
Dec 4, 2019
Scary, Scary! Uncle Mike Said the Word "Immigrant"
Nov 28, 2019
"Cold, just like my Ex's personality," says friend firmly in the wrong
Nov 20, 2019
Woah! That Kid Just Took the Stairs 2 at a Time, Must Be an ROTC Student!
Nov 19, 2019
Guy with Cargo Pants Has Everything You Could Possibly Imagine: Except a Condom
Nov 18, 2019
Guy Who Says "Howdy" is Not Who He Seems
Nov 13, 2019
Student Stressed About Upcoming AlcoholEdu Quiz, Turns to the Bottle for Support
Nov 12, 2019
Snackbot Delivering to Lecture Stays Because Subject is Interesting
Nov 11, 2019
Freshman OWNS First Date with FACTS and LOGIC
Nov 8, 2019
Op-Ed: Can Amanda PLEASE Shut Up About Draco Malfoy Already
Nov 7, 2019
"Oh Wow- It's Fall and I'm Already Fat Again"
Nov 6, 2019
Quick-Witted Freshman Disguises Desire to Masturbate by Asking Roommate His Schedule
Nov 5, 2019
Students to Hand Out Free Flu in Response to Free Flu Shots
Nov 4, 2019
"Yea...just a costume," Says Nervous Mummy Freshman
Nov 1, 2019
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