“I agree, Honey. This halftime show is a bit much,” Says Man with Firm Erection

Chad Mistakes Small Talk as Invitation to Vagina

Hipster Stoked That He Can Finally Wear a Beanie Without Dying of Heatstroke

“Yeah, very good!” Says Weak, Frail, Bleeding TA

Hungover Girl’s Ray-Bans Aren’t Even Real

"Red, Red, Red," says Student Athlete Picking Out an Outfit

Heartwarming! Boy with Leukemia Fulfills Wish of Getting Leveled by Badgers' Linebacker Chris Orr

Scary, Scary! Uncle Mike Said the Word "Immigrant"

"Cold, just like my Ex's personality," says friend firmly in the wrong

Woah! That Kid Just Took the Stairs 2 at a Time, Must Be an ROTC Student!

Guy with Cargo Pants Has Everything You Could Possibly Imagine: Except a Condom

Guy Who Says "Howdy" is Not Who He Seems

Student Stressed About Upcoming AlcoholEdu Quiz, Turns to the Bottle for Support

Snackbot Delivering to Lecture Stays Because Subject is Interesting

Freshman OWNS First Date with FACTS and LOGIC

Op-Ed: Can Amanda PLEASE Shut Up About Draco Malfoy Already

"Oh Wow- It's Fall and I'm Already Fat Again"

Quick-Witted Freshman Disguises Desire to Masturbate by Asking Roommate His Schedule

Students to Hand Out Free Flu in Response to Free Flu Shots

"Yea...just a costume," Says Nervous Mummy Freshman