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Local Man Excited Pumpkin Spice is Back for Excuse to Hate on Women
Oct 22, 2020
COVID Swabs Self-Administered Because UHS “Likes to Watch”
Oct 20, 2020
Outrageous: Republican Student Expected to Save Racial Comments for Discussion Section
Oct 19, 2020
Area Woman Scrolls Past Infographic, Gets Dragged Straight to Hell
Oct 15, 2020
Say It Ain’t So! Local Man Unable to Listen to Weezer After Losing Virginity
Oct 14, 2020
How to Definitely Not Take Down a Statue
Oct 6, 2020
Man has Sexual Awakening to Covid Swab
Sep 30, 2020
Becky's Guide to a Smart Re-Restart
Sep 28, 2020
Student Drops Botany After Professor Snubs the Mighty Oak
Sep 25, 2020
Badger Football is Back with UW Prime Subscription
Sep 24, 2020
Blank Advises Hoards of Infected Students to Eat Their Fruits and Veggies
Sep 22, 2020
"You can pass/fail these hands," Says Unsupportive Dad
May 8, 2020
Open-Note Exam No Match for 40 Open Quizlet Tabs
May 7, 2020
Teenage Pornhub Premium User Has Conflicting Feelings About Step-Mom’s Yoga Routine
May 6, 2020
Home Cook is Like 80% Sure You Can Substitute Rice Krispies for Flour
May 5, 2020
Community Garden Sees Influx of “Fucking Posers”
May 4, 2020
Quarantine Hero Reuses Toilet Paper
Apr 28, 2020
"It's called time management," Says Student Successfully Balancing Virus Anxiety with Class Anxiety
Apr 27, 2020
Freshman Super Bummed He Can’t Go to Mifflin, Which He Totally Was Definitely Going to Do
Apr 24, 2020
Mifflin Cancelled, Becky Blank Finally Given Moment of Peace
Apr 23, 2020
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